He could vaguely remember drinking his own piss

MatthewBaldwin Sorry I taught your three-year-old to yell, "How is that not a balk? Don't have an account? Hey computers, I'm sending an email without a subject, not launching a nuclear warhead. The team recruited just under college students. You three who sat down, Simon says go home. But without a sufficient explanation as to why you need to be drunk really fast, there isn't really a good reason to put a hose in your asshole and try to get a whole case of Pabst up in there when you could just as easily be sitting on the couch watching TV while you drink it. Posted by Roy on September 21,

Kumail Nanjiani People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel Grandiose claims for the allure of a bottled smell are not new. I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Instead they achieve things slightly more noteworthy than a hobo shitting in his own boots to keep his feet warm. And then one day you realize you're older and fatter than old fat Elvis This makes little sense until one abandons the myth that humans pay little attention to the fragrant or the rancid in their day-to-day lives. Imagine being so out of touch with reality you invite someone to an event through Facebook

There's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people asking the best question they can come up with….. He got up and stumbled. Verified by Psychology Today. The following story contains detailed descriptions of sexual assault, and may be triggering to survivors. Laura kept fighting, however, with the help of victim advocates. Congratulations to the Tea Party for staying true to their anti-government principles by not getting elected to public office! It was the day the Seahawks won the Super Bowl, and Monique was hanging out at a house party with friends, drinking hard cider and eating chicken wings.

One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-" "Juror is dismissed" Andy Weissman, referencing this movie moment. Get on her and stay on her. Recommended For Your Pleasure. And we appear to be profoundly overequipped with smell-producing hardware for what little sniffing we have been thought to be up to. I even joined in for about 10 seconds.